(h/t: 22words) This post may include affiliate links. 21 Of The Funniest Lies Parents Ever Told Their Kids. Ian Taggart.
You might laugh at some of these, but there are bound to be one or two that make you realize, "Uh oh, I think they got me." We lie to our children for a multitude of reasons. 44 Funny Lies Parents Tell Their Kids . ... "When we went to the store my mom used to tell me, 'Every time you touch something a kitten dies.'" ... 21 points. 9. ... 21. “Santa is watching you.” ... Reason for ranking: Lying to cover up the fact we ate our kid’s leftover piece of cake isn’t one of the prettiest lies we tell, especially when we wolfed it down like an animal as we stood over the sink. 21 Lies Parents Tell Their Kids. Ian Taggart. Report. 19 Lies Parents Tell Their Kids. "The dog ate your candy." #1 . POST. Unlike cats, dogs are fantastic animals and man's best friend. That means you're falling for the lies kids say more than half of the time! 11. But I will tell 1,000 lies if it keeps those godforsaken felines out of my domicile. Let's see if we can change that by breaking down some of the most common lies kids tell that parents can't help falling for. This list by 22words is based on a Reddit thread of a similar name and contains the most excellent actual lies parents have used on their kids.
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